a life measured by coffee spoons.

more personal blog. crap pictures i take. creativity dump for writing and drawings. blah blah. i also like to post up beautiful photoshoot pictures of the celebrities i like. :o

i don't have a nice dslr so all these pictures will either be from my phone or webcam. but one day i plan to buy one...one day.

also, i come from the fertilization of two very asian human beings, hence the ridiculous things i hear from my p-units.

hello! goodbye.
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~ Thursday, December 15 ~
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What my father tells his customers when he's angry at kids

  • Dad: You see that bottle outside in the parking lot? Stupid kids leave it there.
  • Customer: Uh huh ohh yeah, I see that! That's not very nice.
  • Dad: What the hell. I'll kill them. when I find them I'll break their necks.
  • Customer: Ohh umm...you'll probably get in trouble then! Haha... (probably frightened at this point)
  • Dad: What? No! Just teaching them a lesson, that's all...
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