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a life measured by coffee spoons.
more personal blog. crap pictures i take. creativity dump for writing and drawings. blah blah. i also like to post up beautiful photoshoot pictures of the celebrities i like. :o
i don't have a nice dslr so all these pictures will either be from my phone or webcam. but one day i plan to buy one...one day.
also, i come from the fertilization of two very asian human beings, hence the ridiculous things i hear from my p-units.
hello! goodbye.
instagram. || snowbaboon. || pictures. || doggy. || celebrity tag.
i don't have a nice dslr so all these pictures will either be from my phone or webcam. but one day i plan to buy one...one day.
also, i come from the fertilization of two very asian human beings, hence the ridiculous things i hear from my p-units.
hello! goodbye.
instagram. || snowbaboon. || pictures. || doggy. || celebrity tag.
~ Friday, December 23 ~
~ Tuesday, December 20 ~
“I want to change history, make things better. Not just bringing Lightning, but Vanille… and Fang… and my mother.”
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~ Saturday, December 17 ~
Strange late night conversations with my mother #2 (translated from Korean)
- Mom: (as she sneaks up behind me on the stairs) What if I turned into a zombie?
- Me: I'd kill you instantly.
- Mom: Scary daughter...(trudges up the stairs)
~ Friday, December 16 ~
Strange late night conversations with my mother #1 (translated from Korean)
- Mom: Would you want to be reborn as a boy?
- Me: No, I like being a girl.
- Mom: What if you were a very handsome looking boy?
- Me: Yes, absolutely.
My father tells off a customer after some dispute
- Dad: NO! GET OUT OF MY SHOP! YOU LIE! YOU LIE! VERY BAD! I WILL CALL POLICE. GET OUT OF MY SHOP!
- Customer: SHAME ON YOU! (leaves)
~ Thursday, December 15 ~
“ I don’t know why he just left! He came and just went without saying anything! If he needed to do diarrhea then he could have just told me!
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comcast guys are just no good
— My father, while speaking to customer service for Comcast on the phone
What my father tells his customers when he's angry at kids
- Dad: You see that bottle outside in the parking lot? Stupid kids leave it there.
- Customer: Uh huh ohh yeah, I see that! That's not very nice.
- Dad: What the hell. I'll kill them. when I find them I'll break their necks.
- Customer: Ohh umm...you'll probably get in trouble then! Haha... (probably frightened at this point)
- Dad: What? No! Just teaching them a lesson, that's all...
My father mistook me for a whale.
- Me: Hey, doesn't this look like a whale? (I pick up a stapler)
- Dad: What, you?
